Friday 16 January 2015

I'm Sure The Slaughterhouse That Despatched Your Turkey...

Villagers living near a controversial slaughterhouse had a less than pleasant festive experience amid claims that their Christmas was ruined by continuous operations on the site.
Boosbeck Against Slaughterhouse (Bash) outline a catalogue of unpleasant experiences that residents have endured including cars being splattered in sheep waste and people not being able to enjoy Christmas lunch due to the stench. 
...strews rose petals before it as it goes to the knife, and sprays perfumed water into the air.
"As legal advisors paid by tax payers, can you answer this: Do you feel our human rights are being breached in relation to the activities of this business?"
I'll answer for them, shall I? No. You cretin.

3 comments:

  1. Those Christmas lunches they claim they could not enjoy...

    Where do they think the meat comes from?

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  2. I think they believe it comes from animals who have opted in to a donor card system...

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  3. Life in the countryside becomes a nightmare for city folk expecting peace and quiet. Late summer midnight wheat harvesting? Commonplace during unpredictable weather. Truck and tractor moving sprouts and swedes to market? None of that in the City which provides the wealth, weekends in bits of London can be truly peaceful. Let them wait for the slurry spreading season, that'll be back to the Barbican then. Green wellies and Barbours on eBay, keep the Chelsea tractor though, need that to collect Tarquin and Abigail from the Montessori.

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