Sunday 1 March 2015

"As a member of the public you don't expect to be hit by a massive animal like that..."

Well, not if you're driving down the high street to get bread and milk in Tesco, no. But if you're at a safari park, it's not totally off the table, is it?
"I want the public to understand the dangers of safari parks. Even with so called 'rangers' on site, it isn't safe."
Ms Liggins has criticised the way park bosses handled the attack, which happened three weeks ago.
"I received no immediate apology and was referred to the 'terms and conditions'," she said.
Yes. The terms and conditions of entry. Didn't you read them?

H/T: Sam Vimes via Twitter
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4 comments:

  1. Ed P1 March 2015 at 10:59

    Her car was called "Warrior" - did she have an irony bypass?
    Or perhaps the rhino was just expressing an opinion about the ugly beast (insert either her name or the vehicle's)?

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  2. Slim1 March 2015 at 11:16

    Love the toddler's get-up. Perhaps the rhino objected to the fur and shades!

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  3. Northish1 March 2015 at 20:37

    I don't blame her for being upset. I wouldn't appreciate a horn in the rear either.

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  4. JuliaM8 March 2015 at 05:49

    "Or perhaps the rhino was just expressing an opinion about the ugly beast (insert either her name or the vehicle's)?"

    Maybe it was mating season?

    "I don't blame her for being upset. I wouldn't appreciate a horn in the rear either."

    SNORK!

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