Sunday, 29 March 2015

I'm Moving To Sussex For The Low Crime Rate!



I mean, if this stuff makes headlines...
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3 comments:

  1. Twenty_Rothmans29 March 2015 at 12:42

    I saw someone wearing black shoes in the country the other day. I immediately informed our local bobby, who thrashed the offender soundly.

    Oh, hang on. I live in London, where immigrant filth spit and litter ad libitum.

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  2. Tom Paine29 March 2015 at 13:53

    West Sussex is a place so peaceful that this was the big news last week.

    http://lightroom.adobe.com/shares/3ffef5208c624c86888e6550b65d1518

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  3. JuliaM3 May 2015 at 05:39

    "West Sussex is a place so peaceful that this was the big news last week. "

    'Page not found'..? Wow!

    ;)

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