*Tunes Up Nano-Violin*

Islamic terrorists feel they are being bullied by staff at Thamesmead’s Belmarsh prison, according to inspectors.

Gosh, really? Well, I can hardly type this for the tears in my eyes…

According to the report, prisoners are also 'very dissatisfied' with the food at the prison.

Shame! They should be dining on the finest halal fillet steak! What’s the world coming to?

HM chief inspector of prisons, Nick Hardwick reported these issues may have been linked to gang and terrorism-related offences but the prison needed to do more to understand and address this.

His report states: "Too many prisoners reported feeling unsafe.

"Many felt victimised by other prisoners and a significant proportion of prisoners from black and ethnic minority backgrounds and muslim prisoners told us they had been intimidated by the staff."

You know who doesn’t feel ‘unsafe’, Nick ol’ boy? Us law-abiding people.

Belmarsh has recently begun to hold remanded young adults who would previously have been held in a Young Offenders Institute.

Mr Hardwick's report states: "Levels of violence have increased since the arrival of young adults.

"The prison had not taken appropriate action to monitor or address effectively the issues presented by these prisoners."

Let ‘em kill each other. Better them, than us.