Dat must hurt, twice. I've been repeatably bitten by ferrets and Jack Russell called Frank. I guess I'm a sucker for this sort of thing and sport the scars as a badge of dishonour
I was attacked by sharks just after my 20th wedding anniversary. Two Great White divorce lawyers and I didn't even know they could bite you through the post.
Dat must hurt, twice. I've been repeatably bitten by ferrets and Jack Russell called Frank. I guess I'm a sucker for this sort of thing and sport the scars as a badge of dishonour
ReplyDeleteThey didn't tell you how big the shark was though did they? As the lifeguard said on interview "This is shark territory."
ReplyDeleteI was attacked by sharks just after my 20th wedding anniversary. Two Great White divorce lawyers and I didn't even know they could bite you through the post.
ReplyDeleteThen stop winding up the ferrets: they're sensitive little creatures.
ReplyDeleteBunny
ReplyDeleteFerrets are just misunderstood, human rights for ferrets.
I suppose it's too much to ask that the vicious little bastard who stabbed his teacher gets introduced to the kiddy loving shark?
ReplyDelete"They didn't tell you how big the shark was though did they?"
ReplyDeleteNo, or how big the kid!
"I suppose it's too much to ask that the vicious little bastard who stabbed his teacher gets introduced to the kiddy loving shark?"
Even sharks have standards!