Sunday, 6 September 2015

Gosh, Piles Are Irritating...

What..?

No, no...not me! I meant for 'Daily Mail' headline writers:



*sighs*

4 comments:

  1. And elsewhere on the same site we learn an actor who has fallen from grace was once 'tea total'.

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  2. Enjoy occasional relief in the DM, Julia. Rhoid cream straight from the refrigerator may sooth your own sour 'garpes'.

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  3. Must have been quite stuffed in that boot, unless they are a family of "people of restricted growth", short for dwarfs.

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  4. "...was once 'tea total'."

    GAH! Is the thing written by chimps?!

    "...unless they are a family of "people of restricted growth", short for dwarfs."

    I think the preferred term is now 'friends'...

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