Friday, 23 October 2015

I've Noticed A Recent Trend...

A 15-year-old has gone missing from her home on the weekend after refusing to tell anyone where she was going.

Destiny Fossey from Burgess Hill was last seen leaving her home address in St Andrews Road on Sunday at around 2pm.

Any pictures of her to help with the sear...

Ah.



Note the pose. It crops up a lot in these teenage girl runaway notices.
Missing persons co-ordinator Heather Mackay said: "We are concerned about Destiny because of her age. Please contact us if you have any information which can help us find her and make sure she is ok."
You should be concerned about other things, love.

3 comments:

  1. Destiny?

    Let me guess...she has a different surname to her "mum", her "dad", and all her "siblings".

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    1. Nice Mr Pierrepoint23 October 2015 at 21:01

      Don't let it get to you, Weekend Yachtsman. She's probably dead by now.

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  2. "Let me guess...she has a different surname to her "mum", her "dad", and all her "siblings"."

    Spot on!

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