Some genius has just opined (in the Mail, of course) that cats are neurotic and out to kill their per humans. I have been watching ours with renewed caution ever since.
No signs yet, but I'm pretty sure I caught one of them purring oddly as I was commanded to open yet another can of food...
Some genius has just opined (in the Mail, of course) that cats are neurotic and out to kill their per humans. I have been watching ours with renewed caution ever since.
ReplyDeleteNo signs yet, but I'm pretty sure I caught one of them purring oddly as I was commanded to open yet another can of food...
UB, if you die, your cat will start eating you before you are cold.
ReplyDeleteDogs have owners: cats have staff.
ReplyDeleteStaff are valued if they perform their duties satisfactorily.
"I have been watching ours with renewed caution ever since."
ReplyDeleteI always watch Sunni when I'm coming down the stairs. It's that, or break a leg!
"...if you die, your cat will start eating you before you are cold."
Well, of course! Warm food's always preferable.
"Staff are valued if they perform their duties satisfactorily."
I think I'm safe then, until they learn how to shop online.