Sunday 1 November 2015

Well, I Suppose You Could Ask Yourself...



...'Has it got four legs, whiskers and a loud purr'..?

4 comments:

  1. Some genius has just opined (in the Mail, of course) that cats are neurotic and out to kill their per humans. I have been watching ours with renewed caution ever since.

    No signs yet, but I'm pretty sure I caught one of them purring oddly as I was commanded to open yet another can of food...

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  2. UB, if you die, your cat will start eating you before you are cold.

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  3. Dogs have owners: cats have staff.

    Staff are valued if they perform their duties satisfactorily.

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  4. "I have been watching ours with renewed caution ever since."

    I always watch Sunni when I'm coming down the stairs. It's that, or break a leg!

    "...if you die, your cat will start eating you before you are cold."

    Well, of course! Warm food's always preferable.

    "Staff are valued if they perform their duties satisfactorily."

    I think I'm safe then, until they learn how to shop online.

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