Wednesday, 24 February 2016

I Dunno, Another Viewing Of ‘The Voice’ And I’d Want To Blow Things Up…

A Muslim teenager feared to be in danger of radicalisation should watch more television to get her interested in football and boys, a family court judge has been told.
Football..?!?
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4 comments:

  1. Longrider24 February 2016 at 17:59

    Football? Jeebus! If,as a teenager, I was told to watch that mind-numbing pile of utter crap, I'd be strapping a suicide belt around my middle tout suite.

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  2. Anonymous24 February 2016 at 19:51

    You could always have two teams of Jihadi enthusiasts using a football "made in Syria". That ticking sound? It's just the ref's watch.

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  3. Northish25 February 2016 at 11:18

    If watching TV doesn't work, would she consider some of Islamic States own control methods more appropriate for her.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/isis-in-mosul-iraq-caliphate-brutal-metal-instrument-used-to-clip-womens-flesh-a6893876.html

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  4. JuliaM28 February 2016 at 08:25

    "If,as a teenager, I was told to watch that mind-numbing pile of utter crap, I'd be strapping a suicide belt around my middle tout suite."

    :D

    "That ticking sound? It's just the ref's watch."

    SNORK! Mind you, Ch4 would apply for broadcasting rights.

    "...would she consider some of Islamic States own control methods more appropriate for her."

    *loses all interest in breakfast*

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