This and the "vicious" seaweed hunter story make me wonder what sort of interns the DM uses. Have they been raised entirely indoors by tablets and pcs? Protected from literature, natural history programmes and common sense?
Holy crap. Words fail me at this level of ineptitude. I know there are more important things to worry about, but still.... there is a saying over here: Rope + tree + journalist. Perhaps you should adopt this one for yourselves.
Not only that but the two 'songs' aren't in Kiplings original work. His accompanying poems are far darker. No wonder that Disney never used them as the basis in the '67 original. Christ alone knows what a reading would do to the Sub-Educational Sub-Eds at the Wail.
This and the "vicious" seaweed hunter story make me wonder what sort of interns the DM uses. Have they been raised entirely indoors by tablets and pcs? Protected from literature, natural history programmes and common sense?
ReplyDelete... what sort of interns the DM uses.
ReplyDeleteThey must get them cheap from the local cretin farm, sorry I don't know what the nearest Yoonie is called.
Holy crap. Words fail me at this level of ineptitude. I know there are more important things to worry about, but still.... there is a saying over here: Rope + tree + journalist. Perhaps you should adopt this one for yourselves.
ReplyDeleteNot only that but the two 'songs' aren't in Kiplings original work. His accompanying poems are far darker. No wonder that Disney never used them as the basis in the '67 original. Christ alone knows what a reading would do to the Sub-Educational Sub-Eds at the Wail.
ReplyDelete"...make me wonder what sort of interns the DM uses."
ReplyDeleteMe too. Can't they just steal stuff from Wikipedia?
"I know there are more important things to worry about, but still.... there is a saying over here: Rope + tree + journalist. "
Not enough trees!
"Christ alone knows what a reading would do to the Sub-Educational Sub-Eds at the Wail."
Heart attacks all round!