Fripperies, Not Education...

The money will be used towards reward events and prizes, diaries, progress and achievement badges, external speakers, special events and projects and transport to extra-curricular activities and matches.

Diaries..? DIARIES..? Isn't it 2016? Don't we all use the ones on our smartphones?

And I thought we didn't need no steenkin' badges..?

Headteacher Ahson Mohammed was not available for comment.

I just bet..!