Monday, 9 January 2017

What Am I Missing Here..?

Detective Constable Katrina Walmsley, of Thames Valley Police, said: "The group cowardly attacked the victim from behind and then continued to assault him as he lay on the ground and tried to get up.

"The offenders are between about nine years old to about 15 years old. Unfortunately there are no other descriptions of the offenders at this time but I am confident that someone knows who they are."
So are they short, tall, fat, thin? How can their ages be estimated, yet with no other description given?
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7 comments:

  1. Lynne at Counting Cats9 January 2017 at 13:56

    Perhaps they are TONAs. Thuglets of no appearance?

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  2. Weekend Yachtsman9 January 2017 at 16:29

    9-15 years old, all over six feet tall, and "no strangers to violence" is what I'm guessing.

    So yes, TONA's.

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  3. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 17:36

    Lynne: there are several varieties of TONAS guessable by folks who know the area.

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  4. Flaxen Saxon9 January 2017 at 18:53

    Mayhap they are 'thug neutral' and don't want to be labelled by their assigned thuggery.

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  5. selsey.steve10 January 2017 at 23:22

    "Melanin enriched" might serve to clarify epidermal pigmentation.

    (No, the SJWs won't understand that)

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  6. Tim Newman11 January 2017 at 15:46

    Perhaps they had full beards and were strapping young men, but the victim had seen so many BBC reports of Syrian child refugees he was confused.

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  7. JuliaM15 January 2017 at 06:03

    "9-15 years old, all over six feet tall, and "no strangers to violence" is what I'm guessing."

    Yup. It seems to be a growing problem that even the police can't tackle.

    ""Melanin enriched" might serve to clarify epidermal pigmentation."

    ;)

    "Perhaps they had full beards and were strapping young men, but the victim had seen so many BBC reports of Syrian child refugees he was confused."

    *chuckles*

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