Night Czar Amy Lamé today revealed that she had been groped on the Tube as she pledged to tackle sexual assaults of women after dark in London....how on earth did the bloke manage it?
Can you even get one of these down the escalator?
Night Czar Amy Lamé today revealed that she had been groped on the Tube as she pledged to tackle sexual assaults of women after dark in London....how on earth did the bloke manage it?
More likely she straddled TWO seats, and wasn't aware that the armrest was doing the groping...
ReplyDeleteWhere was Stevie Wonder when this happened and is the guide dog recovering? I despise rapists and those who cannot keep their hands to themselves but is there a culture rapey enough to pose a threat to her? BTW, what is a "Night Czar" and how did we manage before we got one? Obviously not short of a bob or two to visit Mrs Miggin's Pie Shop is she?
ReplyDeletePoor man is maybe still in there,trapped in one of the many wrinkles.
ReplyDeletePersonally, whatever Tsarina Lame's politics or character, I hope she gave her groper a really good slap.
ReplyDelete"...how on earth did the bloke manage it?"
ReplyDeletemore importantly: ...why on earth would any bloke do it?
Draining of swamp of freeloaders sucking taxpayers needed in UK too
btw: Is she Camilla Batmanloony's sister?
I have my doubts that she was groped. I'm more likely to believe it was one roll of body fat rubbing up against another.
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Yeah, I bet she was groped... by a guy who goes to another school. You wouldn't know him.
ReplyDelete"More likely she straddled TWO seats, and wasn't aware that the armrest was doing the groping..."
ReplyDeleteLOL!
"...I hope she gave her groper a really good slap."
That's not what a modern woman does, far too self-reliant!
"Yeah, I bet she was groped... by a guy who goes to another school. You wouldn't know him."
:D