Why Try To Run When You Haven't Mastered Walking?

The NSPCC has called on the Government to make sending sexual messages to children illegal as disgraced footballer Adam Johnson makes a second appeal against his conviction for child sex offences.

Excellent timing, NSPCC!

And you'd think they had more important things to worry about, wouldn't you? 

This must be that 'joined up government' people are always saying we need...