Might be just a story but I remember someone seeing Bono in concert once and he started giving one of his lefty-lectures. He started clapping slowly and declared to the crowd - "every time I clap a child dies". A wag in the audience shouted back "well stop f**king clapping then" Jaded
Reminds me of the Geldoff/Bono moment (if this is even true) when he was doing a concert, and started a slow clap. To which he said seriously 'Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies'
To which a punter shouts out 'Well stop clapping!'
The poster claims that my contribution will be doubled. How? Magic or theft?
ReplyDeleteCircle line running so slow that children are dying? Then I read on...
ReplyDeleteMight be just a story but I remember someone seeing Bono in concert once and he started giving one of his lefty-lectures. He started clapping slowly and declared to the crowd - "every time I clap a child dies". A wag in the audience shouted back "well stop f**king clapping then"
ReplyDeleteJaded
Reminds me of the Geldoff/Bono moment (if this is even true) when he was doing a concert, and started a slow clap. To which he said seriously 'Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies'
ReplyDeleteTo which a punter shouts out 'Well stop clapping!'
"How? Magic or theft?"
ReplyDeleteWith fakecharities, it's always the latter...
"Might be just a story..."
Probably, but it's what sprang to mind when I saw that advert!