You've never watched 'IF' ? Top boarding school sounds just the place for Chavvy McChav junior. He'll still be a criminal upon release but he will, at least, no longer split his infinitives nor say 'less' when he means 'fewer'. And moreover the upper class young offenders will not only teach him to hold his knife and fork properly but his station in life as an oik.
You've never watched 'IF' ? Top boarding school sounds just the place for Chavvy McChav junior. He'll still be a criminal upon release but he will, at least, no longer split his infinitives nor say 'less' when he means 'fewer'. And moreover the upper class young offenders will not only teach him to hold his knife and fork properly but his station in life as an oik.
ReplyDeleteStandard bitter lefty spite. No drugs needed.
ReplyDelete"You've never watched 'IF' ? Top boarding school sounds just the place for Chavvy McChav junior. "
ReplyDeleteActually, come to think of it, you're right!