Friday 3 November 2017

‘We find the facts bizarre.’

‘We find the facts bizarre,’ said Judge Russell Finch when sentencing the pair.
Errr, yes. Yes, me too....
Disgruntled customers of drug dealer Linda Danga began making violent threats when they discovered that what she had sold them was not cannabis, but rabbit food.
The threats became so bad the 21-year-old went to the police to complain.
That led to her appearance in the Royal Court along with her supplier, Ben Jackson, 25.
/facepalm

H/T: CJNerd via email

5 comments:

  1. For some strange reason I assumed this was a story from the North Norfolk News....but it's from 'Guernsey' (somewhere in Suffolk? I guess).

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  2. Linda Danga - hmm, is she one of those who "enrich" us with their culture?

    Lets see. Clicky. No photo, assume she is "diverse".

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  3. Maybe there's more to this rabbit food than we think. Unless they were smoking something else. I must admit that Guernsey becoming Southend is a horrible prospect.

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  4. Charged with selling bunny fodder?

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