Sunday 24 December 2017

Time For A Christmas Singalong!

Come on, join in! You know the words...
Vagina dentata!
What a wonderful phrase
Vagina dentata!
 Ain't no passing craze
It means no jollies
For the rest of your days
It's our problem-free medical degree
Vagina dentata!
Theresa Bartram, 51, from Peacehaven, had the plastic mesh – called a transvaginal tape (TVT) – fitted to lift her prolapsed bladder and stop her leaking, after suffering stress incontinence following the birth of her child.
But the mother-of-one said the mesh left her in unbearable pain and ruined her sex life when it sliced her partner’s penis.
*winces*
She said: “It sliced a flap of skin off my partner’s private parts; it was like a cheese grater on him.”
Nurse!
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5 comments:

  1. North Northwester24 December 2017 at 09:38

    Oh, sweet Lord. Just when I thought 2017 could generate no more cosmic irony, and we have this. Merry Christmas Julia to you and your readers.
    Hold on I 2018: it’s going to be a bumpy ride. Ho. Ho. Bleeding ho ;-)

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  2. A Geezer24 December 2017 at 12:52

    Now there's a real cockup !

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  3. Pcar24 December 2017 at 23:46

    "She said: “It sliced a flap of skin off my partner’s private parts; it was like a cheese grater on him.”"

    Hmm, sounds like she's reciting a line from a Tom Sharpe novel.

    #compo, #victim, #notmyfault #liar

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  4. Flaxen Saxon25 December 2017 at 06:25

    Shallow strokes are in order once the 'old fella' has healed.

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  5. JuliaM1 January 2018 at 07:41

    "Oh, sweet Lord. Just when I thought 2017 could generate no more cosmic irony..."

    The universe is kind, and always has more... ;)

    "Hmm, sounds like she's reciting a line from a Tom Sharpe novel."

    LOL!

    "Shallow strokes are in order once the 'old fella' has healed."

    But the psychological damage..!

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