Come on, join in! You know the words...
Vagina dentata!
What a wonderful phrase
Vagina dentata!
Ain't no passing craze
It means no jollies
For the rest of your days
It's our problem-free medical degree
Vagina dentata!
Theresa Bartram, 51, from Peacehaven, had the plastic mesh – called a transvaginal tape (TVT) – fitted to lift her prolapsed bladder and stop her leaking, after suffering stress incontinence following the birth of her child.
But the mother-of-one said the mesh left her in unbearable pain and ruined her sex life when it sliced her partner’s penis.
*winces*
She said: “It sliced a flap of skin off my partner’s private parts; it was like a cheese grater on him.”
Nurse!
Oh, sweet Lord. Just when I thought 2017 could generate no more cosmic irony, and we have this. Merry Christmas Julia to you and your readers.
ReplyDeleteHold on I 2018: it’s going to be a bumpy ride. Ho. Ho. Bleeding ho ;-)
Now there's a real cockup !
ReplyDelete"She said: “It sliced a flap of skin off my partner’s private parts; it was like a cheese grater on him.”"
ReplyDeleteHmm, sounds like she's reciting a line from a Tom Sharpe novel.
#compo, #victim, #notmyfault #liar
Shallow strokes are in order once the 'old fella' has healed.
ReplyDelete"Oh, sweet Lord. Just when I thought 2017 could generate no more cosmic irony..."
ReplyDeleteThe universe is kind, and always has more... ;)
"Hmm, sounds like she's reciting a line from a Tom Sharpe novel."
LOL!
"Shallow strokes are in order once the 'old fella' has healed."
But the psychological damage..!