Friday, 29 December 2017

Wait, Isn’t That Your Job?

Police bosses have urged residents to collect evidence on antisocial youths - and not to take the law into their own hands as anger mounts against trouble-making yobs.
Hang on, what the hell are we paying a precept for the police to do, then?
Chief Insp Glen Westley advised residents to follow and film offenders if they witnessed crimes being committed and urged residents to share information with police if they knew who the offenders were.
Oh, sure! That'll go down well, and won't antagonise the feral little scumbag at all, will it?
Speaking after, Mr Hirst said the meeting was “useful” and was encouraged by the engagement.
He added: “We need to make sure we get a plan together outlining how we are going to deal with that. Clearly, Glen is on top of that and his officers are tackling it robustly.”
You, sir, must be a grade A moron.

7 comments:

  1. Shirley you cannot be suggesting that Mr Plod is somewhat nugatory?

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  2. These days, whenever these people make a public pronouncement using the word "robust" or "robustly", I want to reach for a blunderbuss...

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  3. I blame the parents. They probably told young Glen that, as a rozzer, he'd be doing some good . . .

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  4. The Huddersfield half-wit is back out of the asylum. Hooray.
    Jaded

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  5. Take the law into our own hands? I thought that it was already in our own hands.

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  6. "... I want to reach for a blunderbuss..."

    See also 'proportionate'...

    "I blame the parents. They probably told young Glen that, as a rozzer, he'd be doing some good . . ."

    The sad thing is, about 50 years ago, they'd have been right... :(

    "I thought that it was already in our own hands."

    Ah, those Peelian Principles again? So old-fashioned and old hat.

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  7. Collect evidence? Ah yes, the Police can scrape the DNA off my cold, dead hands, after the scumbags have stamped on my head for daring to "disrespect" them.

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