Should in fairness have shown the sign below, which might read:
Dear Babies,
Give us a break. Stop your selfish mewling and puking for just a minute, if you can. Close the window if you’re that needlessly concerned. Down here we are stricken with endless stripes of bad news and bereavement. You’ll catch up soon enough, before you know it. And at that time you or yours might well appreciate a harmless (most certainly to you, in these particular circs) and humane fag…
We are all guilty. Mind you, the price of a pack of smokes in this country now, I'd expect 'Mum' to be giving baby out of her own pack not mine.
ReplyDeleteShould in fairness have shown the sign below, which might read:
ReplyDeleteDear Babies,
Give us a break. Stop your selfish mewling and puking for just a minute, if you can. Close the window if you’re that needlessly concerned. Down here we are stricken with endless stripes of bad news and bereavement. You’ll catch up soon enough, before you know it. And at that time you or yours might well appreciate a harmless (most certainly to you, in these particular circs) and humane fag…
"Mind you, the price of a pack of smokes in this country now..."
ReplyDeleteIt's almost worth growing your own!