It's like the Fixadent* TV advert showing a woman jumping up and down on some CGI dentures to show how good it is, at the bottom of the screen it actually flashes up "simulation".
Two British Colonial civil servants in Africa met in the bar at their club. They had both been up country for a while and spent the evening catching up on the gossip.
One said, "It's been ages since I saw old Carruthers. Any idea how he is?"
The other said, "He's been showing signs of losing it for a while. He never comes back to HQ any more. Last I heard, he was living in the bush with a chimpanzee."
"My God. Old Carruthers. Who'd have thought it. Is the chimp male or female?"
"Female, of course. There's nothing queer about Carruthers."
Ooh. I know a song about that !!
ReplyDeletehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K87WbQlNL8g
- Justin
Love it!
ReplyDeleteIt's like the Fixadent* TV advert showing a woman jumping up and down on some CGI dentures to show how good it is, at the bottom of the screen it actually flashes up "simulation".
* Or something like that, not sure which one.
Reminds me of an old joke.
ReplyDeleteTwo British Colonial civil servants in Africa met in the bar at their club. They had both been up country for a while and spent the evening catching up on the gossip.
One said, "It's been ages since I saw old Carruthers. Any idea how he is?"
The other said, "He's been showing signs of losing it for a while. He never comes back to HQ any more. Last I heard, he was living in the bush with a chimpanzee."
"My God. Old Carruthers. Who'd have thought it. Is the chimp male or female?"
"Female, of course. There's nothing queer about Carruthers."
That was a very touching scene with Michael Jackson. Weren't you turned down for the part, Julia?
ReplyDeleteHumans and chimpanzees have already interbred. How else do you explain Russell Brand?
ReplyDeletePenseivat
Rusell Brand is by far your intellectual superior, Penise. Your comment will amuse readers for reasons least known to you.
ReplyDelete*Russell*
ReplyDeleteEveryone leap on this spelling mistake like a hungry dog on a bone. Don't let the Huddersfield Buffoon ever forget it.
ReplyDeleteJaded
Rustle.
ReplyDeleteIndeed, Jaded. Get everyone on your English Grammar and Spelling bandwagon with an 'educatid' attempt to describe collectives.
ReplyDeleteGosh...what happened to your pack of 'dog' Jaded?
ReplyDelete"Ooh. I know a song about that !!"
ReplyDeleteWell, and I thought it'd be this one!
https://youtu.be/JlmzUEQxOvA
Still, could have been Rick Astley...
"...at the bottom of the screen it actually flashes up "simulation"."
I think ALL ads should have that, shouldn't they?
"Reminds me of an old joke."
LOL!
"Humans and chimpanzees have already interbred. How else do you explain Russell Brand?"
He's unexplainable!