Monday, 25 June 2018

How Would That Go, Exactly, Shelina?


"Hello, 999 operator? I'd like to report something concerning..."

"Yes madam, how can we help you? What's the problem"

"There's a large group of black youths gathering in the streets!"

"..."

"I'm hanging up now, madam. Be thankful we don't come and arrest you for a hate crime."


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2 comments:

  1. Umbongo25 June 2018 at 11:32

    Obviously this was just a premature celebration of "Windrush Day". Pity about the collateral damage but, according to our rulers, that's a small price to pay for the cultural diversity brought to this country since the 1940s.

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  2. JuliaM8 July 2018 at 05:31

    "...but, according to our rulers, that's a small price to pay for the cultural diversity brought to this country since the 1940s."

    What with the heatwave, I fear for the Notting Hill Carnage!

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