Thursday, 7 June 2018

I Don't Think That's How It's Supposed To Work, Love...



I'm pretty sure you're supposed to dump it somewhere else...
At a hearing on May 22 at Croydon Magistrates’ Court, Pascaline Djiemegwo, 32, of Princess Road in Selhurst, was ordered to pay £834 for littering a blue bag of household waste onto a public footpath in the road she lived on.
/facepalm
At a hearing at the same court seven days prior, Lovia Bonsu, of Brigstock Road in Thornton Heath, was ordered to pay a total of £400 for littering two black sacks and cardboard boxes in Raymead Passage.
That is at least a street off the one she lives in, so she clearly has a bit more native cunning.

3 comments:

  1. She was probably following a recent Top Tip:

    Prevent identity theft: put your bank statements in someone else's bin.

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  2. But this is how we do it in Lagos!

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  3. "She was probably following a recent Top Tip"

    LOL!

    "But this is how we do it in Lagos!"

    It does seem to be the more 'enriched' areas.

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