Should've Gone To....

...ah, you all know. And other optical supply retailers are available:

Callers reported seeing the stranded pooch on a church roof and feared it was dead when they realised it wasn't moving.

RSPCA inspector Nigel Duguid clambered up to discover the stricken "dog" in Port Talbot, South Wales, was a lifelike toy.

How lifelike?

*laughs hysterically*