Monday, 3 December 2018

Shoot First, Then Call The Police...

...officers found a German Shepherd, believed to be her beloved Oscar, covered in blood after biting a ewe’s neck. The sheep was put down.
Cops advised the farmer it was illegal to blast the dog since he had it under control.
He would have been entitled to kill it if still running amok.
Repeat after me: "I couldn't catch it, officer, so I was forced to shoot'."
"Claudia was deeply concerned her dog would have to be put down.
“She and Matthew are mortified about being thought of as irresponsible dog owners.”
That's exactly what you are.

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