Tuesday, 8 January 2019

"We've Decided It's Not Up To You After All..."

Miroslava Cicerova, 34, from Southend, was on the way home from a night with friends.
While speaking Slovakian on her phone a stranger, with a ring on his finger, struck her in the face.
She was left with a black eye, cuts and bruises and the inprint (sic) of the ring on her nose.
The victim thinks it was a 'hate crime'. And as we all know, what the victim defines it as is the k...

Wait.
A spokesman for Essex Police said: “We are investigating this as an assault. There is no indication that it was a hate crime at the moment. Please call us on 101 with any information.”
How very curious.

2 comments:

  1. "... There is no indication that it was a hate crime at the moment..."


    That's plodspeak for "The victim wasn't black or muslim."

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  2. Heh! I suspect so. They got their fingers badly burned with the Harlow 'Hate Crime' that never was, so might be a bit twitchy about Eastern Europeans now.

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