At around 12pm on Tuesday 16th of April an off-the-leash dog, reportedly a Dalmatian, was seen attacking another dog in Tilgate Park.
The owner of Ollie, the dog being attacked, had to intervene and physically drag the Dalmatian off.
According to the owner the lady in charge of the Dalmatian allegedly did nothing but shout its name.They never do.
She then apparently said: ‘I’m a professional dog walker, I know what I’m doing’ before walking off with the aggressive dog still off the leash./facepalm
And of course, the police were their usual professional selves:
The police were notified but as there was no information on who the lady was, no further action could be taken.Really?
A Facebook appeal for information was started by Tilgate Councillor Francis Guidera the following morning and someone has already come forward with information which may be very helpful and will be passed on to the police.Gosh. If only the police had tried that new-fangled concept of 'asking the public', eh?
"... If only the police had tried that new-fangled concept of 'asking the public', eh?.."
ReplyDeleteWhat? That could lead to having to do some work, which is unacceptable.
'If only the police had tried that new-fangled concept of 'asking the public', eh?'
ReplyDeleteMuch to my delight, Mr Plod does not have have the intellectual capacity to realise that by asking the public for information, the latter pounce on any welcome opportunity to direct a much despised public 'service' on an inner spiral route with anal termination.
Found your lawnmower yet Melvin?
ReplyDeletesinse they nicked there bog jaded still as nowt to go on
ReplyDeleteHilarious Melvin. Keep them coming.
ReplyDeleteJaded
" That could lead to having to do some work, which is unacceptable."
ReplyDeleteThey'll just blame 'Toree cutz', like Insp Gadget always does on Twitter.