"And Now You're Triple-Super-Banned!"

Jones, from Brecon, admitted two charges of unnecessary cruelty to animals, relating to two dogs that were injured.

He was given a custodial sentence because he was not allowed to keep dogs, having been previously convicted of having a dog dangerously out of control.

A pointless sentence, since no-one ever enforces it. But when all you have is a hammer...

All three defendants were banned from keeping dogs for life.

...you'll just keep on missing those nails!