Wednesday, 24 July 2019

Yes, It's Always 'Serious' When It's You...

Cops raced to the scene in Shadepark Gardens around 4.10am this morning after being called by the Scottish Ambulance Service.
On arrival, cops found an injured woman in the flat, having been bitten by dogs. Four officers were attacked by three canines at the property with a fifth allegedly being punched in the face.
Presumably not by a dog?
Police Scotland are probing the incident 'with the utmost seriousness'.
Of course they are. When it's a member of the public, of course, it's *shrug*....

2 comments:

  1. "But them dogs wuz perfec'ly safe, M'lud, even the Guide Dog ..."

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  2. "... even the Guide Dog ...""

    Never seen a vicious one. Have you?

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