Sunday 4 August 2019

Otherwise Known As 'A Rifle'...

During the episode, the cooking specialist went hunting to follow the tradition of the Maori people. In one scene, Gordon shot dead a goat on a hill with a rifle-styled gun...
/facepalm

6 comments:

  1. And when where rifled styled gun type thingys part of the Maori weaponry? Hit and batter it with a big stick until it stops wriggling. Today we have KFC- a different type of batter, eh bro?

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  2. At one time I believed that most DM Online "journalists" were, at best, YTS intakes. Recent months have made me begin to wonder if any of them have actually progressed beyond primary school.

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  3. 'Goat'...a new four letter word to add to this dilettante's vocabulary. You have to be pretty dumb to appear on his 'show' but there is ever a chance that some disturbed psycho will respond to crude, cultural turbulence by battering him into a vegetative state with a frying-styled pot.

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  4. I recall a episode of his with reindeer the guy whistled and the herd came they selected one and shot it no hunting skill at all.

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  5. He shot a goat styled quadraped

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  6. "And when where rifled styled gun type thingys part of the Maori weaponry?"

    Seeing Gordon chasing a goat with a club would have been a lot more entertaining, it's true...

    "...no hunting skill at all...."

    'Vegetarian' - an old Maori word for 'bad hunter' :)

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