Monday, 2 September 2019

A 'Massive Dog Lover'...

Ms Jackson said the owner, a girl in her 20s, and the dog "just ran off" after the attack.
She said: "I'm a massive dog lover and I know how to approach a dog - but it just went. I pulled away or it could have been a lot worse.
"I had to see a plastic surgeon as it went straight through to the inside of my nose."
Ms Jackson said she thought the dog was a "pit bull-type".
...but clearly not one that has any common sense.

4 comments:

  1. Asked to stroke the dog then got bit on the nose...was she stroking it
    with her face?

    Oh well, she can always get a job as a chew toy.

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  2. Is Ms Jackson a larger lady or does she just like big dogs?

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  3. I wondered if the headline meant she is massive (and also dog lover)...

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  4. "Oh well, she can always get a job as a chew toy."

    LOL!

    "Is Ms Jackson a larger lady or does she just like big dogs?"

    Ah, grammar again!

    "I wondered if the headline meant she is massive (and also dog lover)..."

    ;)

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