Monday, 23 September 2019

You Must Know Who Has A Shotgun License In The Area....

An officer from Derbyshire police said Dom's brother had described the man as being in his late teens or early 20s. He wore a fleece.
The force is appealing for witnesses to come forward.
I mean, isn't this the sort of thing you hold those details for? So you can immediately remove the guns from the hands of morons who shouldn't own them?

4 comments:

  1. Wearing a fleece? Perhaps it was a sheep!

    And how do you know that Cuddles wasn't worrying some sheep - it's not always welsh men that do it, you know - or threatening a human adult or child? Or shitting in someone's garden?

    If the thing had been on a lead, and muzzled, it would have been safe.

    I feel sorry for the poor dog - a bit - but the owner must take a share of the responsibility.

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  2. An application for a shotgun licence must include a passport type photograph but that safeguard is to no avail when Mr Plod is paid to lose it.

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  3. If the fleece was golden, then the guy's first name might be Jason ...

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  4. "And how do you know that Cuddles wasn't worrying some sheep..."

    Because that would be pretty quickly made clear in the report? And would be a cast iron defence?

    "If the fleece was golden, then the guy's first name might be Jason ..."

    SNORK!

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