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the fitness of Andy Ford and the impeccable morals of
Fiona Onasanya...
The wife of former England footballer Wayne Rooney claimed someone using Rebekah Vardy's Instagram account had been leaking stories about her.
She shared how she came to find out about the scheme on social media.
In a tweet, Essex Police suggested those with similar abilities consider joining its fast-track detective scheme.
Social media is the most deadly threat the police face. By which I mean, letting any of them get their hands on a Twitter account!
It's another sad, Essex Plod story.
ReplyDeleteLast week they were hiring rent boys to help them find their own ani.
Investigative skills? She had to find out from the media about her husband's penchant for prostitute grannies. She didn't even click on when he came home smelling of wintergreen!
ReplyDeleteHowever, as one of the main SLAGS (Spouses, Lovers, And Girl friendS), I suppose she's up for anything that keeps her name in the paper.
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"Investigative skills? She had to find out from the media about her husband's penchant for prostitute grannies."
ReplyDeleteLOL!