Monday 28 October 2019

The Better Question: Are The Majority Of Labour Politicians Morons?

It is the latest policy question to split the upper ranks of Jeremy Corbyn's Labour Party – are the majority of male giraffes gay?
*blinks*
The bizarre row started after Dawn Butler, Labour's Shadow Secretary for Women and Equalities, gave a rambling after-dinner speech defending the teaching of lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender issues in schools, in which she told the audience that an overwhelming majority of giraffes are sexually attracted to their own gender.
Good grief! Did they promote this moron simply to make Diane Abbott look smart by comparison?
This drew an angry response from Lachlan Stuart, Mr Corbyn's senior adviser on domestic policy, who used Twitter to cite several scientific papers that challenge Ms Butler's claim.
He could have just pointed out that giraffes are quite plentiful instead, surely?
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7 comments:

  1. Anonymous28 October 2019 at 09:24

    Tough on giraffes, tough on the causes of giraffes.
    Jaded

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  2. Anonymous28 October 2019 at 11:25

    This is just to divert public attention from socialist depravity, such as the weird sexual proclivities of Labour gorillas and their clones.

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  3. Fahrenheit 21128 October 2019 at 11:40

    This is the same Dawn Butler who I understand has been gobbing off about slavery reparations after Brexit.

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  4. Just Trevor28 October 2019 at 12:14

    I remember Dawn Butler's maiden speech in parliament. It made such an impression on me I committed it to memory. It went: "Black black black black blackety-black black". She truly is an inspirational orator, fully the equal of Churchill or Pandit Nehru. We are fortunate to have her.

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  5. CJ Nerd28 October 2019 at 13:09

    It was said that the Chaplain of St Edmund Hall, Oxford, used giraffes as a proof that God has a sense of humour:

    1) God invented giraffes.

    2) God invented sex.

    3) There's nothing funnier than giraffes having sex.

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  6. Anonymous29 October 2019 at 09:05

    Don't tell the eloquent 'Numbers' Abbott, you disagree with this suggestion, or she'll tell you to, "Go f*ck yourself" as she did recently.
    Penseivat

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  7. JuliaM10 November 2019 at 08:08

    "Tough on giraffes, tough on the causes of giraffes."

    LOL!

    "This is the same Dawn Butler who I understand has been gobbing off about slavery reparations after Brexit."

    If you look up 'shameless' in the dictionary, there's just a picture of her!

    "It was said that the Chaplain of St Edmund Hall, Oxford, used giraffes as a proof that God has a sense of humour."

    Heh!


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