In the medical circles I move in, Essex has long been known for being the only place on earth where the females have a higher average sperm count than males.
"In the medical circles I move in, Essex has long been known for being the only place on earth where the females have a higher average sperm count than males."
Heh!
"What would I get for quarter pounder with fries?"
Dysentery!
"Must admit though, the vinegar doesn't half make my eyes water ;)"
Over the last couple of years Basildon has accomplished what should not have been possible: it's gone downhill.
ReplyDeleteIn the medical circles I move in, Essex has long been known for being the only place on earth where the females have a higher average sperm count than males.
ReplyDeleteI bought chips from Churchill’s in Pitsea. I wouldn’t pay that much for sex.
ReplyDeletePoker chips, or do you just buy her a portion with salt and vinegar from the chippy?
ReplyDeleteWhat would I get for quarter pounder with fries?
ReplyDeleteBasildon girls prefer to ride home in any car with a sunroof...for the extra leg room.
ReplyDeleteIf I want to have sex with chips, I'm not paying for it! they should be grateful.
ReplyDeleteMust admit though, the vinegar doesn't half make my eyes water ;)
"In the medical circles I move in, Essex has long been known for being the only place on earth where the females have a higher average sperm count than males."
ReplyDeleteHeh!
"What would I get for quarter pounder with fries?"
Dysentery!
"Must admit though, the vinegar doesn't half make my eyes water ;)"
SNORK!