I've never knowingly eaten a kebab. When you see that greasy thing in the window, revolving slowly enough to not disturb the flies on it, a late night drunken vomit is stimulated without any extra eaten filth. And when you know the shop workers wipe their arses with their hands and do not use soap afterwards, yuck, yuck, yuck!
But but, it was European regulations they broke. That stuff imposed by foreigners that Boris is going to sweep away to make Britain great again!!!
ReplyDeleteOnly fools, drunks or desperate people visit these places with the idea of buying food.
ReplyDeleteHow can this s**t be true? They got a good review on TripAdvisor :-)
ReplyDeleteI've never knowingly eaten a kebab. When you see that greasy thing in the window, revolving slowly enough to not disturb the flies on it, a late night drunken vomit is stimulated without any extra eaten filth.
ReplyDeleteAnd when you know the shop workers wipe their arses with their hands and do not use soap afterwards, yuck, yuck, yuck!
Think I’ll eat at home.
ReplyDelete"That stuff imposed by foreigners that Boris is going to sweep away to make Britain great again!!!"
ReplyDeleteNo. He won't.
"I've never knowingly eaten a kebab. "
When a posh German chain opened up a shop in Southend High Street, claiming to be the ne plus ultra of kebabs, I steeled myself and tried it.
Once.
"Think I’ll eat at home."
We are all eating at home now!