'Weeeeell, they rrraan through the briars and they ran through the brambles, and they ran through the bushes where the rabbits couldn't go. They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch em, Way passed Fulham Broadway to the restaurant of Marco.'
I'm working on the theory that a smart dance routine will divert attention from arson and rock throwing; calming the mob and enticing them to join in. My boys and girls are really good at impromptu choreography and any spur of the moment changes won't be a problem.
In case of any unforeseen events, we are working on a fall back plan with the Religious Society of Friends.
You lot obviously aren't listening. The Police are forming relationships with non-hardcore groups so that when things kick off everything will be delight and contentment, just give them a few years to iron out teething problems.
Not a problem, plenty of easy law abiding folks to target for a bit of revenue gathering. No need to get yourself hurt trying to enforce the law properly, they soon won't have to the streets will be controlled either by the gangs or vigilantes at this rate.
Clearly the state has forgotten that appeasement never works.
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ReplyDelete'Weeeeell, they rrraan through the briars and they ran through the brambles,
and they ran through the bushes where the rabbits couldn't go.
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch em,
Way passed Fulham Broadway to the restaurant of Marco.'
Dammit, sarge, the buggers fought back: have they no respect for the law?
ReplyDeleteIt's just a matter of getting our act together.
ReplyDeleteI'm working on the theory that a smart dance routine will divert attention from arson and rock throwing; calming the mob and enticing them to join in. My boys and girls are really good at impromptu choreography and any spur of the moment changes won't be a problem.
In case of any unforeseen events, we are working on a fall back plan with the Religious Society of Friends.
Julia, you possess a rare talent for exposing, in eloquent form, the consequences of actions. Don't stop.
ReplyDeleteBest of luck with expectations on the part of Plod to think, JuliaM.
ReplyDeleteA whiff of grapeshot perhaps?
ReplyDeleteYou lot obviously aren't listening. The Police are forming relationships with non-hardcore groups so that when things kick off everything will be delight and contentment, just give them a few years to iron out teething problems.
ReplyDeleteNot a problem, plenty of easy law abiding folks to target for a bit of revenue gathering. No need to get yourself hurt trying to enforce the law properly, they soon won't have to the streets will be controlled either by the gangs or vigilantes at this rate.
ReplyDeleteThe filth have been politicised and have lost consent from a lot of people.
ReplyDelete"Clearly the state has forgotten that appeasement never works."
ReplyDeleteI think it only learned it once...
"Way passed Fulham Broadway to the restaurant of Marco."
/applause
"Dammit, sarge, the buggers fought back: have they no respect for the law?"
Why would they?
"My boys and girls are really good at impromptu choreography and any spur of the moment changes won't be a problem."
LOL!
" Don't stop."
They'll have to stop me, because I don't plan to!
"...just give them a few years to iron out teething problems."
ReplyDeleteIn a few years, I dread to think what they'll be doing!
"The filth have been politicised and have lost consent from a lot of people."
And it's becoming more and more apparent and harder to disguise...