Well they wanted their own parliament and they got one. What did they expect would happen when they granted a bunch of politicians a load of power and nothing to do?
“Who was it suggested getting us to hop on one leg humming the marsailles ?”
“Good evening. I'm speaking to you about these boot-explosions. We, the government are doing all in our power to rectify this grave Scradje-deficiency which apparently exists. Until then, the British public must take the following precautions. To prevent yourselves exploding, remove your boots, reverse the buttons on your socks and walk backwards, holding a gas-stove above your head. I do hope this is only a temporary measure. Good night.”
Well they wanted their own parliament and they got one. What did they expect would happen when they granted a bunch of politicians a load of power and nothing to do?
ReplyDeleteIt was never about health. I'm sure I heard that one before somewhere...
ReplyDeleteThese measures should have been in place at the outset. They make perfect sense to me.
ReplyDeleteIs shagging sheep still allowed in Wales? Or is it compulsory? Baaaaaa
ReplyDeleteLots of spray from anyone speaking welsh, so these seem like reasonable precautions to me.
ReplyDeleteThe Senate of Lilliput!
ReplyDeleteWho was it suggested getting us to hop on one leg humming the marsailles ?
ReplyDelete“Who was it suggested getting us to hop on one leg humming the marsailles ?”
ReplyDelete“Good evening. I'm speaking to you about these boot-explosions. We, the government are doing all in our power to rectify this grave Scradje-deficiency which apparently exists. Until then, the British public must take the following precautions. To prevent yourselves exploding, remove your boots, reverse the buttons on your socks and walk backwards, holding a gas-stove above your head. I do hope this is only a temporary measure. Good night.”
Or perhaps we should move all confirmed cases to Blackpool and enroll them in brass bands.
You can't be too careful.
"Well they wanted their own parliament and they got one. What did they expect would happen..."
ReplyDeleteAnd now they are getting it. Good and hard. Trouble is, it spreads faster than Covid. Look at Boris!
"It was never about health. I'm sure I heard that one before somewhere..."
I suspect you're right...
"Lots of spray from anyone speaking welsh..."
Good point!
"You can't be too careful."
LOL!