Friday, 7 August 2020

*Looks Up 'Good Progress' In The Dictionary*

The 23-year-old attacked the security guard less than three months after posing outside court where he received a suspended prison sentence for a rampage and attack on police.
But despite telling the court he was “shocked and embarrassed” by his behaviour, Jupp attacked the bouncer in August last year.
Watch our amazing crtiminal justice system swing into action and...

Oh. Wait...
At Brighton Magistrates’ Court, he admitted the latest assault charge. But he was spared a prison sentence by District Judge Tessa Szagun because he has made “good progress” on his previous suspended sentence.

Err....

2 comments:

  1. Well, isn't moving from attacking a copper to attacking a security guard a move in the right direction? The next step is to attack a shopkeeper, then a member of the public, then children, before finally and legally becoming an abortionist.

    Going the other way might involve attacking a member of the judiciary.

    Judge Shag'un has her head screwed on all right.

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