Humberside Police are the local plod in my neck of the woods. I'm impressed that their antics have made an impact as far away as Greater London. I'm not sure how a knife amnesty can work anyway. I have about a dozen really stabby weapons in my kitchen, but if I hand them all in how will I chop up my veggies? Then I suppose I will be forced to dispatch rival drug peddlers with woodwork tools, I've got a massive toolbox full of those and they are mostly razor sharp.
Overheard at Gas Street Secondary Modern School reunion class:
ReplyDelete"I never once entertained the thought that your single O Level in Basket Weaving would ever make the difference in finding employment, Wild Bore."
They need to educate themselfs?
ReplyDeleteMust search for those butters knifes that we should of got shot off off/
ReplyDeleteHumberside Police are the local plod in my neck of the woods. I'm impressed that their antics have made an impact as far away as Greater London. I'm not sure how a knife amnesty can work anyway. I have about a dozen really stabby weapons in my kitchen, but if I hand them all in how will I chop up my veggies? Then I suppose I will be forced to dispatch rival drug peddlers with woodwork tools, I've got a massive toolbox full of those and they are mostly razor sharp.
ReplyDeleteI presume that Common Purpose don't do difficult sums, either . . .
ReplyDelete"They need to educate themselfs?"
ReplyDeleteHeh! Sadly, I fear it's far too late...
"I'm not sure how a knife amnesty can work anyway."
It can't, it's just virtuesignalling in blue serge...