Wednesday, 2 June 2021

But It Was Cool When Indiana Jones Did It!

A witness told the ECHO that a man was attacked with an axe and a samurai sword during an arranged fight at the National Trust site.
He said: "The lad who was losing the fight pulled out an axe and hit the other lad with it.
His mate then pulled out a samurai sword and used that too. It was bad."

It's like the 'Vikings' and 'Highlander' crossover we didn't know we needed, isn't it? Ah, Liverpool! Don't ever change...

3 comments:

  1. Now I believe that you could conceal a small axe about your person if you were wearing trendy baggy clothing.
    But how can a samurai sword be concealed ready to be pulled out?
    Was this chap hobbling along with a really stiff leg? Or walking with an unusually straight back?

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  2. Boys will be boys? So don't give them axes and swords and tell them to fight?

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  3. "But how can a samurai sword be concealed ready to be pulled out?"

    Duncan McLeod always managed it in the tv show! That big leather coat helped, I expect..

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