"It's All Granny's Fault!"

The court heard Brembah, of Rosper Close, Cricklewood, London, has 13 convictions including ones for robbery.

Anthony Abell, mitigating, said: “When he was a very young man, his grandmother was the victim of a murder.

“That he believes is what affected him and shortly after that as a juvenile he committed crimes.

“Life dealt him a very poor hand indeed.

“He has suffered from anxiety and depression for some time.

“He would self medicate sometimes with cannabis and sometimes Class A drugs.

“He accrued a debt, and this party dug his claws in and he was assaulted seriously.

“In 2013 he was stabbed over the matter and as a result of that he moved areas.”

But didn't give up the life of crime? No. Of course not. 

Recorder Noel Casey said Brembah had some expectation of how much he would gain from the drugs, and jailed him for three and a half years for being concerned in supplying Class A drugs.

Thank god he wasn't up before Sob Story Samantha, she'd probably have given him £100 from the poor box....