Tuesday, 21 September 2021

Sometimes Karma Isn't A Bitch...

...sometimes it's a dog:
A spokeswoman for Sussex Police said: "The woman was brought to safety and has been taken to hospital with potentially life changing injuries.
"The dog was contained in the garden with the support of the National Police Air Service helicopter, and was later seized by officers."

Once again, why take it alive? Why risk more resources? 

A witness has reported that the dog belongs to the woman who was attacked.

Dangerous place, Crowborough.  

A pet owner has been warned to keep her dog under control after it bit a woman. Wendy Davy's dog Buster was "dangerously out of control" in Crowborough.
So 61-year-old Davy has been ordered to keep Buster in check, or he will be put down.

Hmmm. I wonder...? 

4 comments:

  1. Picture the scene.
    Helicopter zooming about. Ride of the Valkaries booming out.
    Polis fast roping down,discarding (in an environmentally sensitive way) empty doughnut bags, wearing their natty little baseball caps at jaunty angles, waving their rainbow coloured tickle sticks. Shouting "Now then, now then. Who said a hurty thing? "
    Hesitating.Trying to establish what gender the canine identifies as.
    Meanwhile Caressina Dick pleads for more "funding".

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  2. Sadly Doonhammer you have summed up clearly what our increasingly debased police forces have turned into.

    I thought that they'd reached peak lunatic with the rainbow painted police vehicles but they went further with riot shields painted in the transgender flag.

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  3. As a Plod helicopter costs at least a grand an hour to operate, I would expect that cost to be billed to the dog-owner. But I'm not holding my breath.

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  4. "Picture the scene."

    Brilliant! 😂

    "I thought that they'd reached peak lunatic with the rainbow painted police vehicles but they went further with riot shields painted in the transgender flag."

    They've just been told they need to ditch the body armour.

    As if what they wear is the real issue...

    "As a Plod helicopter costs at least a grand an hour to operate, I would expect that cost to be billed to the dog-owner."

    Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, wait. You were serious?

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