Wednesday, 25 May 2022

Time To Play The Guessing Game...

...on dangerous dogs. And it's this: Which end of the lead possesses the highest IQ?
Chanel reportedly wrote on Facebook: "Today has been the worst day of my life. I have had to watch two men who I love so much take their last breath."
That's the partner of the owner of yesterday's atrocity-causing mutt. Unwisely taking to Facebook, which is exactly what one does when one suffers a family tragedy, it seems.

Two men, you say, Reader? Why, yes. The other's the dog!
"Cookie did not attack Keven, he’s a big boy and plays too rough."

I...

I just... 

Chanel told the BBC: "So many people said what a passive dog Cookie was, but Cookie hasn't attacked Kev, it wasn't a vicious attack - it was a tragic accident."
She added: "We are all devastated, he meant so much to myself."

Again, you're left to wonder if she's talking about the father-in-law there, or her cropped-eared, musclebound 'pet'. 

Oh, sorry, did I say 'pet'? The more accurate term would probably be 'four-legged cash machine'...

Ms Fong's boyfriend, Josh Jones, is a breeder of American Bullys or XL Bullys, which are legal to own in the UK. He has been breeding the dogs for about six years, and Ms Fong said it was "his dream" to "better the breed."

Some things can't be bettered. But they can be eradicated. Time these were.  

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5 comments:

  1. Sam Vega25 May 2022 at 09:37

    "Some things can't be bettered. But they can be eradicated. Time these were. "

    Agreed, but how do you eradicate an underclass?

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  2. The Jannie25 May 2022 at 10:13

    "he meant so much to myself" : If in doubt, big words and reflexive pronouns will show how bright you are.

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  3. Dr Evil25 May 2022 at 11:41

    Have you seen the pictures of Cookie? All muscle and big teeth. Looks scary as hell!

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  4. Sgt Albert Hall26 May 2022 at 07:32

    I note that the deceased was “full time carer” for his wife. Without the associated state benefits I wonder how she will manage now?

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  5. JuliaM29 May 2022 at 07:54

    "Agreed, but how do you eradicate an underclass?"

    Stop paying them to breed? Each other, if not the mutts.

    "All muscle and big teeth. Looks scary as hell!"

    That's exactly what they want. You can guess why...

    "I note that the deceased was “full time carer” for his wife. Without the associated state benefits I wonder how she will manage now?"

    There's that evidence I don't have a heart of stone after all...

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