Sunday, 15 May 2022

Well, Since They Seem To Have Reached Self-Awareness And Free Will...


...it just needs to identify as such!

H/T: Dave Ward via email

5 comments:

  1. It probably fell in with the 'wrong crowd' - likely some of those knives that 'go in'.

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  2. No furrow and no house but it is a Volvo. City?
    So not entirely false news.

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  3. Lazy (or ignorant) subs: cars do not 'plough' - an action involving vertical movement of the plough tines combined with horizontal traction - they just collide with things.
    But was no driver 'in-volvo-ed'?

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  4. To be fair to the sub-ed, Volvos rarely have a driver - a 'driver' wouldn't ever choose to drive a Volvo.
    They're usually piloted by dizzy, shit-scared, incompetents who should never be let loose on the road - unfortunately, Volvos keep them alive to do it again and again.
    Anyone seeking to buy a Volvo should be given a Reliant Robin, they couldn't tell the difference and that'll soon take them out, saving the rest of us.

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  5. "It probably fell in with the 'wrong crowd' - likely some of those knives that 'go in'."

    Hanging around on street corners with Audis, I expect...

    "...but it is a Volvo. City?"

    Heh!

    "But was no driver 'in-volvo-ed'?"

    👏👏👏

    "Anyone seeking to buy a Volvo should be given a Reliant Robin, they couldn't tell the difference and that'll soon take them out, saving the rest of us."

    😂

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