Saturday 30 July 2022

All These 'Isolated Incidents' Are Starting to Add Up, Kate...

Lincolnshire Police Chief Superintendent Kate Anderson said today: 'Officers were called to the scene of the incident at Fountain Lane, Boston, at around 6.20pm on Thursday.
'A nine-year-old girl sadly died as a result of what we believe to be a stab wound.
'We have arrested two people in connection with the incident.
'We believe this to be an isolated incident.'
Just like all the others. Stay calm, citizens. Go back to work. We're here to protect you from killers. 

When we've ensured no hurty words or problematic images have been shared on social media, and burglars don't face insurmountable challenges as they rob you, of course...

3 comments:

  1. Two people, of no particular , meaning that we know pretty well which subhuman class they hail from.

    They carry knives for self-defence, you know, meaning that they feared being savagely attacked by the eventual victim.

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  2. Why do people from Eastern Europe living in Lincolnshire kill each others children? ( I will resist the temptation to joke that there is nothing else to do, because I am not Frankie Boyle, and therefore wouldn't get away with it). Has it got to the stage now where they are revenge for previous killings? If that is the case, they are not going to stop

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  3. "...meaning that we know pretty well which subhuman class they hail from."

    I dunno, there's a few to choose from these days!

    "Why do people from Eastern Europe living in Lincolnshire kill each others children?"

    This is a truly bizarre case - he's said to come from a very well to do family in Lithuania. If so, why is he a fruit-picker?

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