Friday 12 August 2022

Gardez L'eau!

A builder was knocked unconscious when he was hit with a bottle of pee which dropped from a 50-metre crane.
The man, who was part of a team of builders working on a new health centre in Worthing, was taken to hospital. He is now recovering at home.

Eeeeew! 

Sussex Police said the Health and Safety Executive will be investigating the incident.

I hope they remember their protective gloves... 

6 comments:

  1. Obviously had no PPE - piss protection equipment

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  2. Was his name Bob?

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  3. That bottle would have been travelling at over 100 kph.
    Slightly more than a quick slash.
    Unless the crane was 50 metres long.

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  4. Many years ago, on the railways, an expression denoting bad luck was 'to be hit by a guard's parcel'. This reflected the fact that the guard's van had no toilet ...

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  5. Wow the police commented on a matter that didn't rake in any cash or show how woke they are, I am impressed.

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  6. "Obviously had no PPE - piss protection equipment"

    👏

    "That bottle would have been travelling at over 100 kph."

    😲

    "This reflected the fact that the guard's van had no toilet ..."

    😮💩

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