A new police recruit was granted permission to take an 8in snail to work in order to help calm his nerves - but it has since died.
*blinks*
It is believed that West Midlands Police did not receive a complaint because officers were prepped with an unofficial 'wellness' policy that was put in place in an attempt to make sure recruits got through their training.
Why would we want them to? If they can't cope with the training, home they go!
The rookie officer has since left the force...
Whew! Dodged a bullet there.
Wait!
In the latest revelations coming out of the force, sources also revealed that a female officer was permitted to cover her head with a blanked (sic) at her desk as a coping mechanism for her anxiety.
Oh, FFS!!!
If the phrase "Whom the gods would destroy they first make mad" is true, perhaps even the Deities are fed up with the woke ones, and are planning their demise.
ReplyDeleteOk, own up. Who ate the snail?
ReplyDeleteBucko:
ReplyDeleteObviously, the one hiding under the blanket.
Is 'A 10" snail' a euphemism like 'rabbit'?
ReplyDeleteI hope the comfort blanket is in black and white checks. One has to maintain a dignified appearance, after all.I
ReplyDeletePenseivat
How privileged are we to be paying out our hard earned money to finance this bunch of Muppets.
ReplyDelete"...perhaps even the Deities are fed up with the woke ones, and are planning their demise."
ReplyDeleteLet's just hope they don't take us all with them!
"Ok, own up. Who ate the snail?"
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"I hope the comfort blanket is in black and white checks. One has to maintain a dignified appearance, after all.I"
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