Tuesday, 17 January 2023

Must Be A Trick Question....


After all, they are both cyclists!

The rider of the second bike, who had been travelling quickly down the cycle route, does not see the first commuter pull out from behind a parked van until it is too late.

Wouldn't have seen anything in time to stop, so thank god it wasn't a pensioner or child... 

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8 comments:

  1. Nemisis17 January 2023 at 09:35

    Maybe they can claim on each other's insurance?

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  2. Anonymous17 January 2023 at 10:24

    They are cyclists, so neither. Some blame might accrue to whitey if the other cyclist is black, Asian, psessed of a cervix, LBGT+, Mong or otherwise of a group with protected characteristics ...

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  3. Frank17 January 2023 at 10:45

    Probably both of them at fault, but mostly, about 90%, the one cutting the corner and going the wrong way, just the same as if it were two cars colliding.

    By the way, a cyclist "going quickly" is doing about 15 to 20 mph, a driver at the same speed is going slowly.

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  4. Mark17 January 2023 at 11:10

    Well there are cars parked nearby so just blame one of the registered keepers. After all, being on a pushbike means total innocence for everything whatever universe, astral plane or alternate reality is involved.

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  5. Mudplugger17 January 2023 at 20:29

    Who gives a shit? Neither of those unregulated non-payers should be on the tarmac anyway, I'm just glad no innocent cars or pedestrians were harmed.

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  6. Anonymous18 January 2023 at 06:35

    Seriously?

    It's obviously Climate-change, big-oil/tobacco, systemic-racism and of course the patriarchy. Jeez, it's all there in Black and 'Oppression' (the colour formerly known as ...[I can't type it in case I get banned, othered, swatted and excluded from my soy-clatch and safe-space, you haters]'.

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  7. Curmudgeon18 January 2023 at 12:05

    Was there a motorist anywhere near? If so, it's obviously their fault, then.

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  8. JuliaM22 January 2023 at 06:43

    "Maybe they can claim on each other's insurance?"

    😂🤣😂

    "Probably both of them at fault, but mostly, about 90%, the one cutting the corner and going the wrong way..."

    Oh, yes, undoubtedly.

    "It's obviously Climate-change, big-oil/tobacco, systemic-racism and of course the patriarchy."

    Of course!

    "Was there a motorist anywhere near? If so, it's obviously their fault, then."

    Only parked, but maybe that doesn't matter?

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