Monday, 13 February 2023

Would This Reassure You..?

Tandridge council says is considering plans for licensed professional dog walkers to wear armbands to reassure concerned residents.
Yes, it's this case again. I think it might 'reassure residents' if they carried 9mm revolvers instead...

3 comments:

  1. the bureaucratic response - create an army of jobsworths instead of getting to the root of the problem - dangerous dogs!

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  2. No, I approve.

    Let's be honest, it's guaranteed any 'licensing' will be to (mostly) ensure they get to charge and make money out of the usual scam, but partly to ensure a 'diversity' of such walkers.

    I look forward to hearing about sundry perverts, weirdos and minority dog-walkers being mauled by the local scrotes weapon-dogs(less so the mentally ill and disabled they'll also throw under the bus). It's just a pity the local councillors aren't required to deal with the issue ... personally.

    Unless of course they mean "licensed to carry a 12 bore" (if only!) I suspect we'll see just that.

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  3. "the bureaucratic response - create an army of jobsworths instead of getting to the root of the problem..."

    As always!

    "...but partly to ensure a 'diversity' of such walkers."

    🤣😁😂

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