Monday 13 February 2023

Would This Reassure You..?

Tandridge council says is considering plans for licensed professional dog walkers to wear armbands to reassure concerned residents.
Yes, it's this case again. I think it might 'reassure residents' if they carried 9mm revolvers instead...

3 comments:

  1. the bureaucratic response - create an army of jobsworths instead of getting to the root of the problem - dangerous dogs!

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  2. No, I approve.

    Let's be honest, it's guaranteed any 'licensing' will be to (mostly) ensure they get to charge and make money out of the usual scam, but partly to ensure a 'diversity' of such walkers.

    I look forward to hearing about sundry perverts, weirdos and minority dog-walkers being mauled by the local scrotes weapon-dogs(less so the mentally ill and disabled they'll also throw under the bus). It's just a pity the local councillors aren't required to deal with the issue ... personally.

    Unless of course they mean "licensed to carry a 12 bore" (if only!) I suspect we'll see just that.

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  3. "the bureaucratic response - create an army of jobsworths instead of getting to the root of the problem..."

    As always!

    "...but partly to ensure a 'diversity' of such walkers."

    🤣😁😂

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